Lift spirits and spread cheer with our irreverently humorous ‘I’m Sorry You Had A Bad Day. You Can Touch My Dick If You Want’ tee. Adorned with our signature crown, this tee is a playful remedy for anyone’s rough day. It’s designed not just to provoke laughter but also to offer a humorous olive branch in times of need. Perfect for lightening the mood and breaking the ice, wear this shirt and watch as frowns turn into smiles. After all, why let a bad day dick-tate life when you can lighten—or stiffen—it up with a touch?

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester