Lift spirits and spread cheer with our irreverently humorous “I’m Sorry You Had A Bad Day. You Can Touch My Dick If You Want” tank. Adorned with our signature crown, this tanktop is a playful remedy for anyone’s rough day. It’s designed not just to provoke laughter but also to offer a humorous olive branch in times of need. Perfect for lightening the mood and breaking the ice, wear this shirt and watch as frowns turn into smiles. After all, why let a bad day dick-tate life when you can lighten—or stiffen—it up with a touch?

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size