Banish bad vibes and devilish days with our “Not Today, Satan” scented soy candle, a powerful blend of White Sage, Lavender, Rosemary, Chamomile, Camphor, Sandalwood, and Cedarwood. This cheeky candle is your spiritual sidekick, ready to cleanse your space of negativity and shield you with its soothing, sanctified smoke.

Light up this candle and let the white sage do its ancient magic, wafting through the air like a sage warrior banishing every trace of malevolence. As the smoke spirals up and out, the calming notes of lavender and chamomile soothe your soul, while rosemary and camphor sharpen your senses, preparing you to face down any challenge with divine clarity.

The grounding scents of sandalwood and cedarwood fill your sanctuary, creating a fortified barrier that keeps the unwanted at bay. With every burn of “Not Today, Satan,” you’re not just lighting a candle—you’re igniting a force field of protection and peace, ensuring that the only spirits that linger are the ones you invite.

So, light it up and declare your dominion with a scent that says you’re not just surviving the day—you’re sanctifying it. Because when it comes to dealing with the underworld, a little cheeky charm and a lot of sacred smoke is all you need to say, “Not today, Satan.”

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, and a 9oz. glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: 9 different aromatic scents, 1 unscented [Please note: All scents have the same wax color]
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts