DISCLAIMERS

SCHEDULING DISCLAIMER

Scheduling appointments ahead of time is preferred to last minute appointments. Please note that, unless you’re a regular client, your appointment is not guaranteed without a deposit.

YES, that means ALL new clients are now required to pay a deposit to hold the appointment. I know, it sucks to have to take a deposit, but I have been burned WAY TOO many times in the past and have lost WAY TOO much money assuming people are going to keep their word and appointments.

I take scheduling very seriously, and time set aside for your appointment translates into me turning down other appointment for the same time slot that you’ve scheduled. If you are unable to keep your appointment, as much notice as possible is preferred—please DO NOT wait until the last moment to cancel your appointment, as enough notice allows me to potentially take another client in your spot.

HYGIENE DISCLAIMER

I’m a huge hygiene person, which is especially important in this line of work to make sure I’m not getting sick and passing stuff along to other clients. I request that all clients be freshly showered prior to our sessions. If you are not freshly showered at the time of our appointment, I may ask you to do so. 

Please Note: some skin conditions such as severe acne, eczema, psoriasis, staphylococcus infections, cold sores ,and open sores should forego massage treatment to minimize the risk of more severe conditions developing. If you have any of these skin conditions, please alert me prior to scheduling.

HIV STATUS DISCLAIMER

If you are sexually active, you should always know your status and test regularly, regardless of how often you engage in sex.

I am HIV negative and on Apretude, an injectable form of PrEP, which stands for Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis. The injection prevents me from contracting HIV (with a 99%+ success rate). I am required to be tested every other month for the injection; I always get a full panel of STI screening—anal, oral an urine—at the time of my HIV testing.

I also screen my clients thoroughly, so please do not be offended if I ask questions about your sexual history and testing schedule—an inquiry for an appointment does not guarantee one, as I am selective of the clientele I book, and a lot of it has to do with your ability to be open and honest with me about certain aspects, and at the top of that list is about your STI screening routine. If you view these questions as too personal or invasive to your privacy, then I am not your guy.

My last regular STI screening—and my last injection for PrEP—was on November 14, 2024. My next injection and screening is due at the middle of January (see countdown below):

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INTIMACY DISCLAIMER

Intimacy is a POSSIBILITY during our session but is NOT GUARANTEED. Intimacy, for any human, depends on many factors, including hygiene and the four Cs—chemistry, compatibility, comfortability, and (most importantly) consent.

Let’s break those down:

  • HYGIENEAnything of an intimate nature potentially happening will completely hinge upon your hygiene: freshly showered—while I don’t typically mind a little musk on my husband or other regular sex partners, I do not enjoy it on strangers and insist that you be freshly showered; freshly brushed teeth and mouthwash utilized is also an absolute must. Some intimate acts require extra care on your part in order for me to perform them, specifically anal. If you do not know proper techniques for cleaning that region, I recommend reading the following articles: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO DOUCHING, ANAL DOUCHING SAFETY TIPS, HOW TO ANAL DOUCHE SAFELY BEFORE SEX.
  • CHEMISTRY — There has to be a level of eroticism and chemistry between two people in order for biological responses to kick in. I prefer honesty over misleading, so if at the time of inquiry I think that we are not properly matched (in order for proper biological response to occur), I will not accept the appointment. I ask that you do not take offense to this, as it’s only to prevent either of us from having less-than-enjoyable experiences. Since I started this endeavor, there have only been a few instances where this has occurred.
  • COMPATIBILITY — Sometimes I get inquiries from people who have not thoroughly read through my site or my various ads and are asking for things that I do not do, and therefore we are incompatible. Please be sure to read through my site and determine that we are a fit with your expectations and desired experiences before sending an inquiry. Please make sure to read through my FAQs.
  • COMFORTABILITY — When all is said and done, if I feel unsafe or uncomfortable, our session will not progress into the realm of intimacy; as a victim of sexual assault, I am super cautious of aggressive language and behavior. The setting also has to be clean and comfortable—because I only do outcalls, this part falls on you unfortunately, whether that be your house/apartment or a hotel or AirBnB.
  • CONSENT — This is an absolute non-negotiable bullet point! If I haven’t given you consent on the intimacy aspect, any move in that direction without it will be considered a form of aggression.

SUBSTANCE-FREE DISCLAIMER

I understand the initial nervousness of meeting someone new—after all, I meet new people on a regular basis—so I am fine with a drink or two to calm your nerves before our session. Aside from that, however, I ask that our session (and the time leading up to it) be completely substance free. Anything else will just become roadblocks during our session, making it harder to connect.

If it is clear that you are not substance-free at the time of our session, I will have to end our time; you’ll still be asked to pay for the minimum booking time for the inconvenience.

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