LIFT spirits and spread cheer with our irreverently humorous I’m Sorry You Had A Bad Day. You Can Touch My Dick If You Want tanktop. Adorned with our signature crown, this shirt is a playful remedy for anyone’s rough day. It’s designed not just to provoke laughter but also to offer a humorous olive branch in times of need. Perfect for lightening the mood and breaking the ice, wear this tank and watch as frowns turn into smiles. After all, why let a bad day dick-tate life when you can lighten—or stiffen—it up with a touch?